Ooohhh shit, the show of the goddamn century is coming up real soon, and no I don't mean Mogwai (though that's gonna kick total ass too). You know what I'm talking about, and it's happening FRIDAY NIGHT! You wanna know how hard this shit is gonna go off?
Yeah, check that the fuck out. Our shit is a Pittsburgh City Paper Editor's Pick for this week. No big, just totally one of the best shows going on in the whole entire city this week that you should totally be checking out and what-not. It's not that important, except that if you miss it you'll feel like a real idiot when your fucking boss is talking about it the next morning. Your boss. He drives a Corsica and smells like Doritos, and even he had his shit together enough to show up at this banger to end all bangers. Jesus, you're never gonna get promoted like this.