Usually when we get on here and talk about one of the shows we have coming up, we get all riled and start ranting about how it's going to be the best thing since blowjobs, but this time I want to get serious for a second:
This show is going to be the best thing since blowjobs.
Seriously, this time. We are playing with White Hills, a fucking juggernaut of a space-rock band from Brooklyn on Thrill Jockey. They just got back from Europe and are doing a U.S. tour and gracing our little town of Pittsburgh with their presence for one night, and we're goddamn honored to be playing with them. They will seriously kick your nuts right into your ass. Plus there are some hot chicks in the band too.
If ever there was a Low Man show to attend, it is most assuredly this one. We've got new songs to jam to, new pins to snag, and sticking around for White Hills will be the ride of your life, straight to the gates of the cosmic worm's lair. The rest of our shows were all bullshit; this one is the biggest, fattest tit in the galaxy, so come and suckle the rock 'n' roll from it and let it dribble down your chin.