Oh hey, 'sup guys? You haven't heard about our totally sweet show coming up on Saturday at the 31st Street Pub? Then you must not read the Pittsburgh City Paper, because we totally got listed in there again as a Critic's Pick for the weekend.
Not that anyone in the local media really gives a shit about Low Man, but it's pretty badass to be listed with the Thing To See This Weekend twice in a row. Maybe some Marlon Randos will actually show up to this thing and buy our pins, since none of you fuckers will. Come to this shit.